(Source: hidex007)
(Source: blinkingkills)
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again BECAUSE HIS BLOOD WAS GUSHING OUT OF HIS CRACKED SKULL
SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT BEFORE THE SHERLOCK FANDOM STARTS ANGSTING.
Too late
LOOK JAWN I’M HUMPTY DUMPTY
(Source: darkladysatan)
(Source: mooneternalpower)
“As soon as I’ve won this game.”
(Source: maccawashere)
Sherlock’s nightmare. Shit happens.
so i thought i’d seen some weird shit but then the hannibal fandom
a-very-well-tailored-person-suit:
will cries for four hours
“I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first”
(Source: hippyjamfest)
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
